why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
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