I think my vagina is haunted
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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