Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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