? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just cut my nipple shaving
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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