He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Randomize
