i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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