This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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