He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I see more hoeing in ur future
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