So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i think my tv is drunk
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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