Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
