dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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