Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Randomize
