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(337): View more from Louisiana

Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency

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(517): View more from Michigan

I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.

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(613): View more from Ontario

had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high

(808): View more from Hawaii

worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

nevermind....I'm on the way

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(440): View more from Ohio

You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music

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(443): View more from Maryland

The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.

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(406): View more from Montana

I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT

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(360): View more from Washington

there is puke in my bra ... again

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