The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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