I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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