I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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