worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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