So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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