we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Randomize
