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Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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