And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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