All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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