is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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