I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Are my feet made of real feet?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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