Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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