As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
