I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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