Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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