Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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