we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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