Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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