Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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