her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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