ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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