My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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