Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Are we still banned from the library?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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