So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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