How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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