I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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