hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just want to make out with him forever
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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