Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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