Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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