Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
