If that was your dad, he is hot
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
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