I bet he comes in French.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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