I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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