I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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