dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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