you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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