She is in my trunk
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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