I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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