No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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