would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize