I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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