Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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