is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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