It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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