another moral hangover. fuck.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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